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Greece is one of the wonderful PIGS.

Spot the differences (if any):

"Pigs are rarely used as working animals. Pigs are known to be intelligent animals and can be trained similarly to dogs. Sexual activity in males is triggered by decreasing day length, reaching a peak in mid-autumn.

If cornered, a boar will defend itself and its young with intense vigor. The male lowers its head, charges, and then slashes upward with his tusks. The female, whose tusks are not visible, charges with her head up, mouth wide, and bites. Such attacks are not often fatal to humans, but may result in severe trauma, dismemberment or blood loss."

(Wikipedia: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Domestic_pig)

Interesting bit:

The head of a pig can be used to make a preserved jelly called HEAD CHEESE.
(Naughty Wikipedia again)

Facts:

Capital: IMFathens
Islands: All sold
Inbreed level: Yeah right.
Exports: Debts
Famous Greeks: Lehman Brothers, IceSave, Dexia, Landsbanki, Fortis, Merrill Lynch, Lloyds TSB.