· It is curious how often you humans manage to obtain that which you do not want. - Mon 15 Mar

The cornerstone of what was known as Yugoslavia, Serbia is today a bustling temperamental country and proud host nation of last year's ESC.
Known for an eclectic musical scene ruled by the iron fist of Duchess Zeljko the Great, Serbia has an envious ESC track record having scored 2nd, 7th, 1st and 6th in its brief ESC history.
Did you know that Serbia grows about one-third of the world's raspberries and is the leading frozen fruit exporter? Speaking of frozen fruit - Marija, Zeljko and Tito walk into a bar. Oh never mind, we digress.

Serbian taxi drivers are moronic blood sucking assholes.